Thanksgiving in June

Posted by at 4:01PM

The Asian Century? I say it’s the Pumpkin Bread Century.
Tomorrow is the big day. At 11:15 in the morning, I set off for China to put the finishing touches on my first book, and to begin exploring a second. Thanks to my generous colleagues and sponsors at the Central University of Nationalities, I will be met at the airport by a student who, according to the email I just received, will be carrying a sign reading “Dr. Thomas.” I’m uncertain how to feel about this, given the mixed company it puts me in: Dr. Phil, Dr. Nick, Dr. Pepper…

A longstanding custom in my SF house is to commemorate departures with dinners. The theme tonight is Thanksgiving in June, a simple yet absolutely brilliant plot hatched by three of my friends and cohabitors. The menu is no joke: we’re talking turkey, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce… To do my part, I decided to come out of retirement, dust off the old oven mitts, get back in the ring, and prepare my Turkey Day specialty: pumpkin bread. Composed of sugar, sugar, oil, sugar, pumpkin, cinnamon, flour, oil, sugar, and some sugar, this concoction was always my responsibility as a child in Missouri and Maryland. I can only thank my ancestors for having the metabolism to see me through what I now recognize to be, in essence, a cholestorol shotgun pointed at my heart. But still, it’s delicious.
The next time I report in, it will be from my office in Beijing.
Thomas S. Mullaney
Assistant Professor of Modern Chinese History
Stanford University
(For my Stanford site, click here.)


5 Responses to “Thanksgiving in June”

  1. Troy says:

    Thanksgiving in June? Love it! It makes perfect sense: Christmas in July, Thanksgiving in June. I guess the next logical step is either New Year’s on August 1st or Halloween in May.
    Also, you should try to get some more cool profs to post on the USB. I know they’re out there!

  2. Ann Larie says:

    You CAN’T leave us!! It’s unpossible!!

  3. Teach says:

    Pics of the celebration found here

  4. Ian says:

    Dr. Thomas. Nei Ho Ma, Bra~! Have fun. Go write a book or something…. Until soon!

  5. Africa Safari says:

    You choice of a new destination to write a new book was brilliant. China i know very little of china hope you will be blogging more about china on this blog.
    Have a nice time there and hope the change in surrounding will make it even easier for you to write your book.


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