Unless you've been living under a rock (and a big one at that), you've no doubt seen the viral video sensation, Miss Teen South Carolina, who shocked America with her pontifications on what we should do to help "U.S. Americans" and "the Iraq" find the United States on a map -- for our children. It's yet another big moment for internet video, and it's clear that this particular video (and this particular Miss Teen South Carolina) is lucky enough to be entering into the second phase of viraldom: replication with modification. This could very well be as big as the Dramatic Chipmunk. Check out one of the first knock-offs, "Miss Teen South Carolina Calls 9-11":