1. OK, so Burr was the better duelist, but Hamilton was clearly the better Founding Father.
2. Peace Prize, not presidency.
3. Michael Johnson, Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, or Magic Johnson.
4. According to my roommate.
5. According to Kanye.
6. Most battles pre-Waterloo, and their dubious defeat of Ireland in World Cup qualification.
We all know who really deserved the Heisman, Toby. Good work this season!