You Could Probably Get Away With Anything During Primal Scream

Posted by at 12:17AM

Upon hearing the echoes of Primal Scream resound around campus at midnight, I couldn’t help but think of the Demetri Martin joke:

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, especially if your teammates are bad guessers. The only time worse would be during a game of Fake Heart Attack…followed by naps.

Not to give anybody any ideas, but I just want to point out that Primal Scream would probably be the best time to [insert act that will get you in trouble with law enforcement agencies everywhere]. Just saying.
Also, Primal Scream is a great time to figure out which parts of campus have clocks that are five minutes slow. Judging by tonight, it’s a small residence somewhere near Mirrielees.



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