I love being back at school, but I swear in class today all four people around me were coughing simultaneously. Stanford dorm life after a break is like some sick medical experiment. I appreciate how many different countries Stanford students come from, but it means we’re exposed to the worst diseases from all over the world.
As you might have inferred, I’m suggesting a one week quarantine period, where classes and all social events are conducted via Skype. Until then, if you worked with diseased cattle in Kazakhstan or something, do me a favor and STAY AWAY FROM ME.