The Real Winners (and Losers) of the ASSU Election

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Just when you thought you had escaped the exhaustion of ASSU Elections, after learning of the election results, we decided to give out our own awards.

Best Slogan

big agenda

Straight to the point. Too bad it wasn’t big enough.

Most Interesting Use of Photoshop

safari‘Nuff said.

Most Campaign Paraphernalia

they suckMeet the winning sophomore slate. We couldn’t cross campus without seeing a neon green Sophs4More t-shirt or a pair of neon sunglasses.

Most Politician-Like

Senator Seaton

Just take a look at him. The charming smile, the non-threatening stance, the power tie. He’ll be all over CSPAN in 20 years.

Most Popular

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YouTube DirektMad Hawes for Senate

Don’t Pause, Vote Hawes. Madeline “Mad” Hawes garnered the most votes for senate this year.

The People’s Choice

sophresh

Even though they didn’t win, SoPhresh was one of the freshest and friendliest presidential slates of the sophomore class.

Least Seductive Endorsment

Sex doesn’t always sell.

Most Likely to Win who Actually Won

Who didn’t want to become ONE with the Cardona-Wharton campaign?

– Megan and Camira

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One Response to “The Real Winners (and Losers) of the ASSU Election”

  1. crouton says:

    Even though they didn’t win, SoPhresh was one of the freshest and friendliest presidential slates of the sophomore class. crouton

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