Suddenly, I’m feeling very unwell.

Posted by at 10:27PM

An e-mail just landed in my in-box with an advertisement for a “Student Wellness Fair” that, among other things, features “A safe-sex obstacle course. You’re the sperm! Race to fertilize the egg, but WATCH OUT for the contraceptives…

Also.

Bollywood yoga.

Also.

Also.

I think this is a prank. I hope this is a prank. Please, someone tell me this is a prank? Someone? Anyone? Quickly?

Check out the website here. Or, if I’m right that it’s a cute prank, when the powers that be take away the vanity URL you’ll probably want to go here.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have eggs to fertilize.

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3 Responses to “Suddenly, I’m feeling very unwell.”

  1. really? says:

    I didn’t realize people our age could still get freaked out by the thought of a safe-sex obstacle course. Welcome to Stanford.

  2. Paul G says:

    I trust that you’ll be the first person in line to wear a little tail and dash for the egg then?

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