Are you interested in an exciting career committing war crimes?
If you have marketable skills in:
- Kidnapping, torturing, and imprisoning innocent people
- Bombing and killing rescuers and mourners at funerals
- Assassinating US citizens (and, in this case, his 16 year old son) with no judicial process
- Supporting dictators
- Overthrowing democratically elected governments
Or providing assistance in any form for an organization actively engaging in the above activities, then the Central Intelligence Agency has plenty of opportunities for you! The CIA has a long history of successful collaboration with Nazis and other top war criminals. And it’s one of the hottest start-up incubators for terrorist groups; training, funding, and arming some of the most well-known terrorists and war criminals in the world. If you want an exciting career disrupting peace and prosperity around the world–and finance isn’t your thing–you can make a real impact at the CIA, literally!
Wednesday at noon, the CDC will be gracefully hosting an information session to learn about job and internship opportunities for students at the CIA. (But be careful, there may be some protesters trying to disrupt the event…)