The 5th Annual Unabridged List of Suggested Dorm Themes

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Now that The Draw results are out, classes are over, and you’re looking harder and harder for something to distract you from your last finals of the year (and possibly ever…), it’s time to focus on what really matters:

What theme is your next dorm or house going to have?

We have a long and time-honored tradition here at TUSB of suggesting dorm themes for the upcoming year, which can be found here: Part I, Part II, Part III, and Part IV. To our knowledge, none of these themes have ever been used, although I would still really like to push for Adelfart.

Special thanks to Jasmine, who helped come up with a lot of these; you’re a great person to bounce ideas off of, not only for this post, but in life as well. You are also much better at HTML than I am.

As a graduating senior, I am so incredibly sad to say that this will be my last post for The Unofficial Stanford Blog. Granted, most of my blog history has just been these puns (and this one about Cal that I’m proud of), but there’s still nothing more satisfying than seeing your stupid, ultimately inconsequential, thoughts and ideas circulating the internet for a day or two. That being said, this Dorm Theme series has been a highlight of my blogging–nay, STANFO–nah, blogging– career, and just as it was passed onto me by one Josh Freedman, I would like to pass it on to another eager, pun-loving underclassman, so please let me know if you’re interested! Anyways, leave a comment below letting us know your favorites, or suggestions for even better themes! Let’s get this party started.

Stern-ify Play Queue

GET LARKY” by Daft Punk
SERRACKLEMORE AND RYAN LEWIS- “Can’t Hold Us”
LIL TWAIN ft. DRAKE, FUTURE- “Love Me”
IMAGINE DONNERAGONS- “It’s Time”
JUSTIN TIMBURBANK- “Mirrors”
ZAPATAPOP- “I Love It”

Wilbur

GAME OF OTERONES- perfect metaphor for freshman year: Seduction. Betrayal. Peter Dinklage.
DJRO UNCHAINED
KAREOKADA
TRANCK OCEAN
ARROYO TO THE KNEE
CEDRORITOS LOCOS TACOS- It’s better than dining hall food.
A RINCLE IN TIME
DYSOTOPIAN SOCIETY 

keep-calm-and-toyon-

If this doesn’t get you through your sophomore slump, I don’t know what will.

Manz and Friends

BRANNERD NATION
THROWBACK CROTHURSDAY
KEEP CALM AND TOYON
KIMYE-BALL
CASTAÑO MAMA JOKES- Yo Mama is so quiet…
LANTANAMOTOPOEIA
RRRRRRRRAINS
MIRRIELEESY BAKE OVEN

FloMeme

CARDENARLEM SHAKE
FIFTY SHADES OF FAISAN
PALOMANKING
GAVILANGNAM STYLE
SLOW LORORIS WITH A TINY UMBRELLA
FOREVER ALONDRA- No offense, SLE.
#WHATSHOULDWECALLMIRLO

West Campus and GovCo

alfalfa+darla

Dear GranaDarla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You’re scum between my toes! Love, AdelfAlfalfa.

ADELFALFALFA
GRANADARLA
UKULELYPTO
NARANJÄAGEN DAZS
PUJAMAA PARTY- Say what? Pillow fights?!
WARDROBLE MALFUNCTION
PROFROSOCOHO
#POTTWERKTEAM
ROBINCINDER BLOCK
‘MURRAYCA
PINTEREAST
MANTI TEYOST- Azia Kim could live here. 
BITTERSUITES SYMPHONY
INVISIBILITY CLOAK CREEK

Hp7

Harry casts his vote to move quiet hours to 2am. Sadly, consensus was not reached at this time.

J.Co-op. Rowling

CHI THETA CHILOSOPHER’S STONE
COLUMBAER OF SECRETS
PRISONER OF TERRAZKABAN
SYNERGOBLET OF FIRE
ORDER OF THE EBFOENIX
HAMM-BLOOD PRINCE
DEATHLY KAIROS

The Row

HAUS MITTHBUSTERS
CASA ITALEAN IN
LA MAIS
SLAV DUMB WAYS TO DIE
THE BIG BANG STHEOREY
ZERO DARK 680
ITSY BITSY 717-y WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI
DURANDERSON COOPER
BOOB
NO GROVE, NO LOVE- alternatively, Grophylactics
LIFE OF PHI SIG
I’VE MADE A HUGE MARSTAKE
NARNIUGG BOOTS- and Narniyoga pants = college uniform
ROTH HOTHANA
XANADU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON- Thank you, come again!
ZAPCHAT
MUWEKMATCH THIRTEEN
JERRYAN GOSLING

"Heeeere comes the-- DAMMIT RYAN!"

“Heeeere comes the– DAMMIT RYAN!”

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7 Responses to “The 5th Annual Unabridged List of Suggested Dorm Themes”

  1. julie says:

    Azia Kim … too soon?

  2. Arun Debray says:

    >> I would like to pass it on to another eager, pun-loving underclassman, so please let me know if you’re interested!

    I’m finishing my sophomore year, and I’d be happy to take it on.

    I love puns of all flavors, and the unofficial themes have never failed to make me laugh.

  3. Carlo says:

    @Arun I’ll send you an email!

  4. Emily mitchell says:

    SO GOOD

  5. Lindsey says:

    HAHAHAHAA.

    Also, I swear Arun is the best person to take this on next. No one else could do a better job.

  6. AK says:

    that’s actually a really good joke about consensus though, Harry is definitely throwing up a 5

  7. silviana says:

    arun would be perfect for this!!!

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