Now that The Draw results are out, classes are over, and you’re looking harder and harder for something to distract you from your last finals of the year (and possibly ever…), it’s time to focus on what really matters:
What theme is your next dorm or house going to have?
We have a long and time-honored tradition here at TUSB of suggesting dorm themes for the upcoming year, which can be found here: Part I, Part II, Part III, and Part IV. To our knowledge, none of these themes have ever been used, although I would still really like to push for Adelfart.
Special thanks to Jasmine, who helped come up with a lot of these; you’re a great person to bounce ideas off of, not only for this post, but in life as well. You are also much better at HTML than I am.
As a graduating senior, I am so incredibly sad to say that this will be my last post for The Unofficial Stanford Blog. Granted, most of my blog history has just been these puns (and this one about Cal that I’m proud of), but there’s still nothing more satisfying than seeing your stupid, ultimately inconsequential, thoughts and ideas circulating the internet for a day or two. That being said, this Dorm Theme series has been a highlight of my blogging–nay, STANFO–nah, blogging– career, and just as it was passed onto me by one Josh Freedman, I would like to pass it on to another eager, pun-loving underclassman, so please let me know if you’re interested! Anyways, leave a comment below letting us know your favorites, or suggestions for even better themes! Let’s get this party started.
Stern-ify Play Queue
GAME OF OTERONES- perfect metaphor for freshman year: Seduction. Betrayal. Peter Dinklage.
ARROYO TO THE KNEE
CEDRORITOS LOCOS TACOS- It’s better than dining hall food.
A RINCLE IN TIME
Manz and Friends
West Campus and GovCo
PUJAMAA PARTY- Say what? Pillow fights?!
MANTI TEYOST- Azia Kim could live here.
INVISIBILITY CLOAK CREEK
CHI THETA CHILOSOPHER’S STONE
COLUMBAER OF SECRETS
PRISONER OF TERRAZKABAN
SYNERGOBLET OF FIRE
ORDER OF THE EBFOENIX
CASA ITALEAN IN
SLAV DUMB WAYS TO DIE
THE BIG BANG STHEOREY
ZERO DARK 680
ITSY BITSY 717-y WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI
NO GROVE, NO LOVE- alternatively, Grophylactics
LIFE OF PHI SIG
I’VE MADE A HUGE MARSTAKE
NARNIUGG BOOTS- and Narniyoga pants = college uniform
XANADU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON- Thank you, come again!