Posts Tagged ‘tickets’

The dreaded Stanford bike police…..(and how to escape!)

Friday, April 20th, 2012

Black and white, a terrorizing sight on campus!

They’re sly, they’re sneaky, and they give out tickets like nobody’s business! That’s right, I’m talking about the Stanford bike police. They’ve been out in force and recently I had the great honor of “chatting” with an officer as I was riding my bike at night without a light. As most Stanford upperclassmen know from experience and most freshmen and sophomores are learning the hard way, bike tickets seriously cramp everyone’s style! Expensive, time-consuming (if you choose to go to “ticket school”), and all around crappy. Now, if you follow the law (use a light at night, come to a full-stop at a stop-signs, don’t ride where you’re not supposed to, etc.), you should be fine and don’t need to read this. However, if you’re an anarchist bent on disobeying authority, this is definitely for you. Also, if you’re a regular Stanford student that makes a few mistakes now and then, you should probably keep reading.

DISCLAIMER: I do not endorse breaking the law, nor dishonesty. Use these tips at your own risk. If you get caught doing some of these your punishment will be far greater than if you hadn’t tried to be a bad-ass. Telling the officer that “Jesse said I could do it” will most definitely not work. Duh. The following tips are based on the experiences of myself and other undergrad Stanford students:

1.) Don’t be a dick

You have to realize that from the second a cop pulls you over, he has complete control. Even if you are completely innocent, I promise being rude will get you absolutely nowhere. In fact, just being rude may be warrant enough for the cop to give you some type of ticket. Sure, you may be able to get out of it down the road, but that doesn’t mean it won’t take a ton of your time and energy in letters and court appearances. Pulled-over? Suck it up, smile, and be polite.

2.) Be honest

Cops are not idiots. I promise. They give literally thousands of tickets a year, so your half-brained, split-second excuse is most likely not going to work. Depending on how crappy it sounds, it could end up with you getting a heavier fine/more unpleasant interaction. If you get pulled over it’s likely the first thing the officer will ask you is why you think he pulled you over. You have two options: tell him the truth (if you know), or tell him you’re not sure. Again with the whole idiots thing: if it’s super obvious (ex: blew a stop-sign where everyone else was stopped) and you say you’re not sure, that’s a pretty sure bet for a ticket. Oftentimes honesty can get you a long way with the police here, especially if you’re apologetic and polite. However, enforcement will rarely have mercy for bikers who don’t pay attention when they’re riding, and honestly they probably shouldn’t. In cases like these I recommend telling the truth, but putting your own spin on as to why you broke the law. Which leads me to point 3…. (more…)

The Manufactured Mob Over Football Seats

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

If you’re a Stanford student, you probably received an email a few days ago and another last night about getting your ticket for the Stanford-USC football game on October 9th. And you probably even got a few confused emails over mailing lists trying to figure out what to do. Given our newfound enthusiasm for football and the lack of seating at the Wake Forest game, imagine how we might feel if told that there are ONLY 4500 tickets to be given out in first-come first-serve fashion.

You guessed it: unnecessary panic. I, apparently like many others, rolled out an hour earlier than I would normally to ensure that I got my ticket, only to be thwarted by a waiting page as the servers were unable to deal with our ferocity. Being the selfish person I am, I refreshed far more often than the 1 minute timer, likely exacerbating the problem, but netting me a ticket in less than 5 minutes, whereas other mentioned waiting for over a half-hour only to hit a message that the server was down for maintenance. And later, to discover that there wasn’t even close to a shortage allowing stragglers as late as the afternoon (and perhaps still as I write) to get tickets.

So to recap the things that went wrong, students panicked, servers went down, some think the situation is being mishandled, and getting through the gates is now more complicated. But anyways, where did you fall in this whole situation? Poll below and comments below that.

Do you have your ticket for the Stanford-USC football game?

  • Yes, but I didn't go out of my way for it. (45%, 37 Votes)
  • Woke up early just to be sure! (22%, 18 Votes)
  • No, there are no more left! (20%, 16 Votes)
  • No, and I don't want one. (13%, 11 Votes)
  • Thanks for reminding me! Just got it. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 82

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